【男人论】
The nice men are ugly.
好男人不帅。
The handsome men are not nice.
帅男人不好。
The handsome and nice men are gay.
又帅又好的男人是同性恋。
The handsome, nice and heterosexual men are married.
又帅又好又不是同性恋的男人都结婚了。
men who are not so handsome but are nice men have no
money.
不是很帅但是很好的男人却没有钱。
The men who are not so handsome but are nice men
with money think we are only after their money.
不是很帅但是又好又有钱的男人会认为我们看上的是他们的钱。
The handsome men without money are after our money.
而没有钱但是很帅的男人看上的是我们的钱。
The handsome men, who are not so nice and somewhat
heterosexual don’t think we are beautiful enough.
不是很好但是很帅又是异性恋的男人却嫌我们不够漂亮。
The men who think we are beautiful, that are heterosexual,
somewhat nice and have money are cowards.
又好又有钱又是异性恋又觉得我们漂亮的男人却又没胆量。
The men who are somewhat handsome, somewhat nice and have some money
and thand God are heterosexual are shy and NEVER MaKE THE FIRST MOVE!
又好又帅又有点钱而且是个异性恋的男人偏偏害羞而且从不采取行动。
The men who never make the first move, automatically lose
interest on us when we take the initiative.
那些从不主动的男人一旦我们采取主动就对我们失去兴趣。
NOW…WHO IN THE HELL UNDERSTANDS MEN?
现在。。。。。。到底有谁了解男人这东西
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《男人论》
so，写了个对应的版本，虽然有点蹩脚，但是大概意思应该没错的：
【女人论】
the nice woman are ugly.
好女人不漂亮。
The beautiful woman are not nice.
漂亮女人不好。
The beautiful and nice woman are Lesbian
又漂亮又好的女人是同性恋。
The beautiful, nice and heterosexual woman are married.
又漂亮又好又不是同性恋的女人都结婚了。
woman who are not so beautiful but are nice and elegant.
不是很漂亮但是很好的女人却没气质。
The woman, who are not so beautiful but nice and elegant, think we only after her looks.
不是很漂亮但是又好又有气质的女人会认为我们看上的是她们的外表。
The beautiful woman without elegance are after our momey.
而没气质但是很漂亮的女人看上的是我们的钱。
The beautiful woman, who are not so nice and somewhat
heterosexual don’t think we are rich enough.
不是很好但是很漂亮又是异性恋的女人却嫌我们的钱不够多。
The woman who think we are rich enough, that are are heterosexual,
somewhat nice and elegant, are so restrined.
又好又有气质的又是异性恋又觉得我们有钱的女人却又如此矜持。
The woman who are somewhat beautiful, somewhat nice and somewhat elegant
and thank God are heterosexual, are so restrained and NEVER RECIEVE OTHERS.
又好又漂亮的又有气质而且是个异性恋的女人偏偏由于矜持而不接受对方。
The woman who are so strained that make others lose to move her heart,
even others make engouh effort.
那些太矜持的女人，即使我们很主动，也很难打动其心。
NOW…WHO IN THE HELL UNDERSTANDS WOMAN?
现在，到底有谁了解女人这东西？
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